SHIT MAN LETS TALK ABOUT LBP
AND YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS FOCUSING ON LPB2
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MIGHTYMOUSE52'S LEVELS
mightymouse52 was a supremely underrated rpg level maker. i'm laying all my cards directly on the table here in that they may have been, perhaps, my favourite creator curator in the whole game. their levels fucking oozed atmosphere from every goddamn pore, often based around grungy type places, think cityscapes and trailer parks, but they also notably made those winter cabins everyone would perpetually shit themselves over. (and they did so for good reason.) however, my personal favourite was The Colour Trail, which takes place in some abandoned-ass desert-type zone. holy shit, if the severs are ever fixed, GO PLAY THAT LEVEL. the setting is just god-tier. the environmental storytelling, beautiful. the rust. the crust. the inspiriation from that one grouplove song. man. THE SUICIDE ROOM, BRO. big ups to you, mightymouse52, you beautiful bastard.
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=TRILLY'S PHOTO ROOMS
I never played these but everyone fucking hates them for some reason. shit. I can't bring myself to get too vexxed over old vidya games.
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SPACE ESCAPE
mangreek was the best motherfucker on the whole game, I swear to GOD. his levels were equal parts survival challenge and RPG horseshit, the perfect mutant hybrid of fun. space escape is especially notable for the sheer amount of LAYERS involved- no two rounds of this shit are ever gonna be the same, especially if you're playing with strangers. ok, that's a fucking lie, 80% of the time somebody's gonna chose to set the station to explode in the first five or so minutes, but that's apart of the fun. if you were that bitch who always chose to be the alien, I salute you for being the realest motherfucker of your dive-in group. revisiting this level is kinda sad these days, as back in the fucking olden days of 2014 you'd get a decent amount of people playing the level at any time, but now mangreek's whole earth is a ghost town, except for the rare airplane bomb survival player. goddamn.
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JEFF THE KILLER
shit, I only found out that this level has an ending two days ago. this whole time I thought it was just the house, and that shit was MEGA BORING, but now I see it's also that forest & city area, and that shit is MEGA BORING. this level wouldn't be shit nor dick if not for the edgy tween population. it owes everything to those bitches.
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ANGRY WHALE ENCOUNTER
to be completely honest, i'm only writing about little big planet levels because I have online class in 5 minutes and I need a way to get all this bile and rage out of my heart. anyway, this is unironically my favourite level in the whole franchise purely because of how freakishly good at it I am. usually you dont beat this shit, you flail around like a douchebag until the guy leading the dive in quits, but I know this level as if it were my own child. I have the STRATEGIES, man. i'm never getting swallowed by that whale. i'm just now realising how alienating this page must be to somebody who's never played little big planet, but honestly it's not my fault that you're emotionally stunted from never having experienced it.
