unironic ironic strong bad shrine

i've been rewatching homestar runner and I feel like it's incredibly important to emphasize how much of a top-tier waifu strong bad is. he's got the TALENT. the CHARISMA. the LOOKS. for the uninitiated, the lucha mask is his actual face, the boxing gloves are his actual hands, and yes, ladies. he did sand off his nipples. he's the (self-proclaimed) MASTER of makeout rock and the official usurper of the homestar runner website. if you're not already convinced you're probably some variety of braindead, man.

testamonials:

"I HOPE HE GETS BONE CANCER" - Dee

"dont wish cancer, wish big pp" - Jordyn

"it just looks like someone thrown sugar on him" - Joey