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                        [STRONG BAD SHRINE] |  
                    
                      
                        OK SHITHEADS SIMMER DOWN AND HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT. this guy. this little wrestleman. he busts out all bravado, but we all know he's just kind of a loser. and this is somehow very endearing. strong bad is a guy who just wants desperately for everyone to think he's the coolest guy of all time, and shit, I say we all support his goal. to list his feats is a task nothing short of herculean, but his most prominent achievement is STRAIGHT UP STEALING THE HOMESTAR RUNNER WEBSITE FROM THE TITULAR HOMESTAR RUNNER. holy shit dude. 
                        	   
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                         	[♥] #16: band names 
                         	[♥] #24: the bird 
                         	[♥] #26: CGNU 
                         	[♥] #44: lures & jigs 
                         	[♥] #54: morning routine 
                         	[♥] #84: kid's book 
                         	[♥] #91: caffeine 
                         	[♥] #141: death metal 
                         	[♥] #156: road trip 
                         	[♥] #179: pizza joint 
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                        [DEAR GOD HE ESCAPED INTO THE PHYSICAL REALM] |  
                    
                       
                         		     
 
 
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                        [LOOK, IT'S THE WEBSITE HE USURPED] |  
                    
                       
                         	 		   
 
 
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